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A Parallel Universe Exists – Now What?

Scientists have newfound evidence that might prove the existence of a parallel universe. Much like the discovery of the double rainbow (RIP Paul Vasquez) we are all left wondering: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

NewScientist details how researchers discovered energy particles being emitted from Antarctica which are normally found in space. After ruling out other possibilities, the cosmic shower is now theorized to be particles moving back in time. This would require the existence of another universe mirroring our own in which time, and everything else, is reversed.

If there was a charter bus or even an Oregon Trail styled service to this backward dimension, I’d be the first to buy a ticket. In the time of coronavirus, even the most neck-bearded of introverts are wishing for a return to normalcy. Just imagine – if you were to exist in this dimension right now, the number of coronavirus cases would be going down every day and society would, little by little, be back in full swing. If there is even the smallest possibility that this mirror universe has any effect on ours, we need to do everything in our power to send Dwayne Johnson back to save us from this dark timeline into which we have recently diverged.

We could put a stop to the wet markets in China, invest in bitcoin, or at least give Elon Musk and Grimes’ child a normal name so they don’t steal the thunder from Latino names like Angustias and Blandina. Though, if acting in the past changes past events rather than future ones, would we ever know if we made a difference? How would memories work? Do we remember anything if we grow younger?

At this point, the only thing preventing me from having a full-blown existential crisis is the thought of another, separate me not having one. Yikes.

What would you go back and change if you could? Let us know in the comments.



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